Before noon, he had replaced my Aldi quarter with a fake nickel. pulled up my dress while I was having a conversation with an elderly couple, and flushed a bag of acorns down the potty. The following day he locked us out of our house while food was cooking and threw plastic toys in out steaming veggies.
Don't get me wrong, we have the sweetest moments together. I love being this kid's mommy. I just hope his future kid returns the favor.
Meet the real life Dennis the Menace, Hudson Patridge: